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Uk Demotivational Poster

SUGGESTIVE? - Well.. this thing is Japanese after all

TAGS: pokemon muk kum ekans arbok snake kobra funny
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by SLee

Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:51 pm
Oh and for Pie man, Don't take stuff like this to serious, thats what a child does. BTW Muk is a way of saying MUCK......It's what the creature is!!! Geez, adults -_-
Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh for the love of god, if your going to do this stuff, do some studies...fro example: Those ARE NOT the japanese names Ekans is Arbo, Arbok is Arbok(America left it the same) and Muk is Betobeto in Japanese.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:29 am
Damn. Please don't tell me there is nothing like this for my son's Bakugan thing too. Thank goodness hes is just about done with Pokemon.

FRIENDSHIP - is sitting next to the drunk asshole nobody else wants to sit next to.

SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!

TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

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bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!

COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!

TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!

Loneliness -

TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.86/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am


LIFE'S HARD - It's Even Harder If You're Stupid

JAPAN - gets shit done.

TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent

Bukowski's Cat -

TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


TAGS: wayne duke
Rating: 4.3/5

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tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 3:24 am
Before the manikin there was The Man
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 3:22 am
The Hell YOU say!
SunnyDay - December 18, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny though
guyfox - December 18, 2010, 6:02 pm
needs more than a title

NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!

TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a damn admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?

MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.

TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the butt pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!

RYUK - eye can haz apple?!

YES, I LIKE SPOO - Just not fresh spoo...

TAGS: centauri tsoukalos
Rating: 2.73/5

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Arvantillian - June 28, 2012, 2:01 am
B-5 Centurians for the WIN

WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.

TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


TAGS: solitude hate people bukowski calendar
Rating: 4.96/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
There goes Megaton.
maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:52 am
THat's A Great One.
holymoly - May 8, 2012, 5:57 pm
Nice... That A bomb in the backgroud should take care of that...

Shoryuken -

TAGS: figher cat shoryuken
Rating: 3.12/5

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Sho - October 28, 2008, 12:41 pm
A cat's dragon Punch doesnt have flames.....it scratches and you instead
Ryuu - June 30, 2008, 12:35 am
Got sumtin gainst hot puss?
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:18 pm
RyuCat don't need no stinkin flames!
Ryuu - May 16, 2008, 5:31 am
Kitty needs to level up!! Where Da Flames!?!?

CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate

MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.

TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the damn Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


HARUKO VS. EXCEL - There can be only one!

TAGS: anime manga excel saka haruko flcl fooly cooly furi kuri
Rating: 2.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:26 pm
LMAO!!!....Thanks Daddy.
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:21 pm
here, eat your little debbie snack-n-cake...not that one, THIS one...the one I made special....just for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2010, 3:16 pm
Can I have red bull and cookies Uncle Scorpion? Or it just gonna be Red wine and rohypnol again?
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
it's nap time, no more Red Bull and cookies for you
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:09 pm
A showdown between two of the most batshit crazy female characters in all of anime. Excel Saga and FLCL are two of the most WTF? titles you'll ever see.

John Wayne -

TAGS: duke
Rating: 4.64/5

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HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.

TAGS: movies science okami mattukenobaka mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.6/5

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voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:31 pm
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
ICEMAN - March 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Someone had to say it.
Airman - March 4, 2011, 3:15 pm
that's Hedley

SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.

TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

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Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.

SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...


isolationism -

TAGS: brexit uk trump wall usa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:11 am
The Bureau of Silly Walks! Yup. The ship is sinking. Party on! ^!

SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it


A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana

TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.44/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances naked, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.

2 METERS? - You gotta be shitting me

TAGS: star wars death star funny luke skywalker
Rating: 2.6/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 26, 2010, 10:39 am
Wrong Death Star dude...

THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.

TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

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clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm

FUKITALL - For those times when you are feeling stressed out, overwhelmed and unappreciated ...

VADER - He's been using the force !

TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker using the force hand
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:26 pm
That can't be!!!! MustyK makes original pieces of work!!!
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's in the hall of fame already.

REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack

TAGS: daisy dukes shorts cut offs denim butt crack legs
Rating: 2.64/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:46 pm
Oh god... I would have totally been fooled if I'd only seen the bottom half of this pic. Why you showed it to us all at once instead of trolling us I have no idea.
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
hahah...!! I know what ya mean.., it is pretty damn sick.., but it was SCREAMING out to be Motifaked...!!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Urgh... maybe a bit more

SASUKE - Look for the emo ninja with the duck-ass hair.

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....

TAGS: eating till you puke
Rating: 3.13/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
Ha! 5 kitty maki rolls !

H.T.F - For when WTF just doesn't express your level of surprise

TAGS: how the fcuk
Rating: 4.58/5

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calvin5040 - January 28, 2013, 1:17 pm
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:42 pm
I can hear Eddie Murphy... "and GI Joe got stuck"


TAGS: bukkake games
Rating: 3.2/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 30, 2009, 11:24 pm
Yeah, my bad. I should have told her.

8 DAYS -

TAGS: hanukkah cat
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - December 2, 2010, 7:03 pm

sadly, I had a Catholic co-worker remind me it was that time of the season.

PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 5:56 am
You mean "waddle"!...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...



TAGS: nuke bomb bozo wytch
Rating: 4.33/5

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Asegeir - August 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
Me, in anticipation of twisted metal.

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Should be given to the Nuclear Bomb 78 million people killed in Wars from 1900 - 1945. NO world wars since

TAGS: nukes are a deterrent
Rating: 3.29/5

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SamV - October 23, 2009, 12:03 pm
Whether you are being sarcastic , which i know you arent, or for real you failed at this one airman
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:48 am
As long as there's no hair in my bacon Haar. Ew.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 5:08 am
Splitting hairs and dicing numbers. "No World Wars" - that's true, insofar as it goes. There wasn't an active WW in 1900, either, so the head count should start at 1914.
Nitekreeper - October 15, 2009, 4:29 am
You're forgetting the Vietnam war and the wars in the middle east, of course. Did you even think before you posted this.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Excepting for, of course, those religious folks who refuse to eat pork. So what, about half the earth's population?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
carried on a cozy ten minutes or more after everyone involved figured out that there was more than enough bacon to go around?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:54 am
You guys are all retarded. F*uc*k the bomb. You only ever used it to kill civilians anyway. Give the Nobel Peace Prize to bacon! No war has ever been fought by, over, or otherwise because of ... bacon! But name even one war that would have been ...
LURCH - October 15, 2009, 1:13 am
WTFO I was simply stating the case openly in an arena that would remain unconvinced if Obama himself admitted failure. though ineffective, it feels AMSOME to let go of the ire I really feel towards this charletain in a borrowed suit of feelgoodism. sorry
klikklak - October 14, 2009, 2:24 am
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:55 am
While there are some valid points in that rant, I prefer a more civil tone based on his actions and policies. I try to avoid the personal attacks since none of us know him on a personal level. Do as you like Lurch, but calmly stating facts is stonger, IMO
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
Of course the world loves him, he has singlehadedly weakened the only superpower and rendered the dollar unstable. He has agreed that America is the evil that the world must defeat and a socialist love fest will ensue right after the world comes together!
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:47 am
OBAMA SUCKS BALLS AS A POTUS, SENATOR, AND PERSON complete epic fail! forget debate, Unless you embrace the demise of the constitution and the USA, He is the ultimate FAIL! Screw him and the liberal pussies that voted him into office, hope you are happy
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:26 am
troops and the POTUS had to consider it for a few weeks, while he went to lobby the Olympics board for Chicago and his wife. Soldiers are dying, but the Olympics are more important to him. That is a disgrace from the Commander in Chief, period. v/r,
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
What I am stating is that he sent a message to Iraq that we were gone when he got in and that contributed to losing some of the gains under the surge. Also, he appointed his Afghan General and has only met with him ONCE. That Gen asked for additional
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:20 am
"Not doing as well anymore though" -- uhmm are you suggesting that Obabma has cut spending on your two wars? And that THAT is the reason you are not doing as well?
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:15 am
It's funny that there has been massive spending to increase the size of our govt over the past 9 months with the notable exception of the 15% cut in the Dept of Defense's budget. Hmm, strange we still are in 2 wars right? Not doing as well any more though
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:08 am
Shame. Your economy could use a good world war right aboot now. *snickers*
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:06 am
Hell yeah, Amn!
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 am
The first Nuclear bomb was only tested on the 16th of July in 1945... but yeah it is a buzzkill for world wars
Derek - October 12, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfectly true, but just keeping people comfortable would account for it too.

STAR TREK CHANUKAH - Spinning the dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock... ...can a holiday be any cooler?

TAGS: chanukah
Rating: 3.25/5

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boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:28 pm
Adam Sandler's Chanukkah song was epicly funny. I memorized the whole thing.

BUKKAKE - pooh loves it

TAGS: pooh bukkake
Rating: 3.2/5

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Crazydad - May 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
Shouldn't that be "Poohkake"?


REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!

TAGS: guitar hero flcl haruko fooly cooly furi kuri curi anime
Rating: 3.12/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:42 am
This looks like a COSPLAY based on Porcelina...the hair, the bass, I mean really!
MO - July 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Never seen a bigger collection of 1's. Seriously, take a look at this tards collection....2.5 is his best rating..... you're doing great. Keep it up scorpio7 (with a new IP ad) Can you say Re-ban??? I can....
HITMAN!219 - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am

BOREDOM - This is why Ryuk like's it.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Welcoming The New Year The Traditional Way

TAGS: party til you puke
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - December 21, 2009, 8:57 pm
WOOT! lookin forward to it!

OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga

TAGS: osamu tezuka astro boy
Rating: 2.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:22 pm
I believe it, dude. 5L Yes, I'm a manga and anime fan. Apologies to anyone who isn't. Waitaminute... no I'm not! Lol.

BUKKAKE - Take this as a warning if you date clowns.

TAGS: clown bukkake
Rating: 1.88/5

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THE DUKE - Chuck Norris is not worthy of licking his boots.

TAGS: one bad ass duke
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 12:40 am
Duke F'ing Wayne! And five pounds of undigested red meat
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5L's, and a tip of the hat to the Duke.
ICEMAN - January 2, 2010, 12:09 am
Duke = coolness

UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.


TAGS: cool hand luke
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
bOB cHIN - August 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Classical, like fine wine gets better with age. Think I'm a gonna go get some pickled eggs and a Moosehead
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:57 pm
thanks Lex
Lex - August 28, 2009, 2:54 pm
5 Cool Hand Poodles to you sir.

HULK - When Hulk get bukkake, Hulk get angry!

TAGS: hulk bukkake
Rating: 3.13/5

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Cubbybear - February 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
I'm guessing Galactus did it

HAPPY HANUKKAH - Smoke your marijuana-kkah.

ANGER - Homey don't play dat.


TAGS: no nukes power fuel pollution environment
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
So, 5L to the poster. And 0L to the humans who want to turn anything glowing into a bomb.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Originally Albert Einstein wanted nuclear energy to power world using little energy cost. World leaders decided to do something different with it. After he saw how others used and abused his findings, he regretted ever discovering it.
CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 12:20 pm
If the French safely do 60+% of their power using nuclear power, surely we can in the US. Especially if liquid thorium reactor dev gets more backing. Such reactors can be made to self-regulate, slowing reaction as they get hotter.
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L. coal power is much worse for the environment, nuclear is cleaner and more effiecient
Cloudchaser - November 3, 2010, 10:12 am
5L. I love what this says about people who protest nuclear power but ignore the environmental problems that other methods of power generation cause

DISTRACTION - If we really wanted to slow down Iran's nuclear scientists, we'd introduce them to Angry Birds.

TAGS: iran nukes
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:55 am
I like the concept.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus

REJECTED BY SANTA - Don't be sad... ...I heard Chanukah Harry is hiring

TAGS: chanukah
Rating: 3.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 13, 2009, 1:08 am
Very funny!!!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:50 am
Love it!

THE DUKE - and then Chuck Norris wakes up in a puddle of sweat, urine, and tears.

TAGS: duke
Rating: 3.56/5

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GySgt1811a - February 15, 2012, 2:42 pm
(koff, koff...Morrison. Marion Michael Morrison.) (rolls over and goes back to sleep.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2012, 12:18 am
Arg. Why are people so obsessed with Marion Wayne?...He was a draft dodging Racist Coward.....look it up..................Everyone else on your list is/was tough as nails though.
CloudchaserS - February 14, 2012, 11:37 pm
If The Duke were to rule along with Charles Bronson, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood, all would be right with the world

FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.


TAGS: use the fork darth vater star wars luke
Rating: 3.54/5

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Eugene - September 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
Im a nerd In metal slug 3 if you eat enough food items you turn, as the announcer says, "Oh ho! BIG!" If you go close to enemies instead of knifing them you use a fork to slice them. I always say "Use the fork!" I warned you Im a nerd.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 17, 2009, 3:04 am
Ok; this one made me laugh.


TAGS: september challenge milk or bukkake
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 8:01 am

5 mighty mighty faps.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am
Ahah this would be good if you haven't choose a nigger monster
Derek - September 3, 2009, 5:46 pm
A very spunky girl
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:55 am
Holey shit...just sayin'

NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima

BIG BERTHA - Good luck finding the hole

TAGS: whore biscuits fat obese yuk
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Narutarded - November 14, 2008, 6:55 am
Food for thought: The bulldog mascot for Yale University is named "Chunks".
edders - November 1, 2008, 4:20 pm
Damn. she has a better mustache than me.
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:23 pm
*chunks. -.-'
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
Yes, you read correctly. Chucks. Kids, this is why you chew your food.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:19 pm
me - October 3, 2008, 9:31 am
and throw-up means to barf/blow chunks/lose your lunch
me - October 3, 2008, 9:30 am
and vomit means to throw-up
me - October 3, 2008, 9:29 am
and by the way, for the un-educated who are reading this, syrup of ipecac makes you vomit
me - October 3, 2008, 9:28 am
my god.. just looking at "her" is like gulping a whole jar of syrup of ipecac


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D


TAGS: snowball and suke pi
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Sean

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:30 pm
I'm seeing a trend here. Pix of animals with witty and creative captions...... Swear I must be 10.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks AK, but I thought these filine crime fighters took you down ages ago. Hmmm, wonder who that was then?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 7:39 am
How did I miss this? LOL!
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 9:03 am
Up to no good!

USA - The image sums it all up.

TAGS: world view usa wine vietnam nukes war
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:42 am
man this is g55d
TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010, 9:01 am
Freaking funny
Spangle - September 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
I'll have you know it's pointed at the republic of ireland, not england.
Me - September 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
If England is the 52nd State...whats the 51st?
superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:28 pm
Telemarketing would have been cool in india. Also Drunk commies would have been good instead of drunk losers.
Nonsense - April 4, 2009, 7:44 pm
Where's India? It needs "Tech Support"!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:40 am
Aww thank you :D
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:42 am
Respond to Signe: Yeah I know xD. And I got a little bit mad cause they didnt drawn Sweden. Otherwise it would say: "Pretty girls"
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
Sweden is pretty much in the ocean in this picture... Not even drawn there

NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.

TAGS: nuke explosion war just because
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says FUCK YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mistress...

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY - I wonder what he could be hiding under that mask

TAGS: tobi akatsuki good boy
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Hatarou

Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
and hes hiding a sharingan
Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
his name's not tobi! its kunta kente!


TAGS: lupin iii jigen daisuke goemon
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Tori

omnia - September 28, 2009, 8:40 am
anime posters are not suposed to pass
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
I love Lupin III!

IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes

TAGS: dog golden retriever luke
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2012, 3:47 pm
Amen brother

NOT REALLY - but it was a nice thought

TAGS: nuke em
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:48 am
somehow the sign should have been in Fine print XD , but THATs just me =]


TAGS: nukes
Rating: 4.6/5

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TAGS: loofa luka sponge
Rating: 4.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 9, 2010, 10:33 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 9, 2010, 10:33 am
I think this us Hilarious....don't ask me why 5L

DUKE NUKEM - Shake it baby!

TAGS: duke nukem 3d shake baby 1995
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - October 21, 2009, 8:53 am
Cheers - and it was actually in-game. Shadow Warrior was just as cheesy.
Acey - September 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
LoL @ weapon raised.

JOHN 3:16AM - Pray to the porcelain Gods, for thou shall save your night!

TAGS: puke
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by HUMAHATER

I FEEL SICK - I'm not ill, I just like the texture.

YUKA KAZAMI - This is the woman Poison Ivy wakes up every morning wanting to be.

TAGS: yuka kazami poison ivy touhou batman
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by MidbossVyers

MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 7:56 pm
... What does Nicole Kidman have to do with plants and/or flowers, seriously?
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:49 pm
Ha ha ha! I know, right? Everytime I see Nicole Kidman, I'm like "she WISHES that she was half as amsome as Yuka!"
Anything - May 28, 2010, 6:11 pm
or the one who cheated on the Boss Egg's wife.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 3:32 pm
Well, it was a bit burnt...or a typo. :)
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ah, yes, Jake. What exactly is a "fired egg"? A pod of life that lost its job?
CpnKangaroo - May 28, 2010, 3:06 pm
Almost peed my pants looking at jakes
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
... Carry on.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:32 pm
Oh, but FYI, any poster may be turned into a chat room at will. For proof, see poster # 59558. Have an amsome day!
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:28 pm
@MissRed: Why? To actually win. Poison Ivy has had her green @$$ kicked by Batman so many times, while Yuka is canonically undefeated. @everyone else: OK, fine, stop spamming here, please. Thanks in advance.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:24 pm
I love Spam! As a matter of fact, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, fired eggs and Spam!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:23 pm
You forgot the magic word...
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:21 pm
@MissRed: Teeny-bopper? ... Actually, Yuka is considered one of the older youkai of Touhou. @everyone else: Spam on your own boards!
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:30 pm
BUTTERCUPS!!! I'm okay with randomly yelling.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:24 pm
Applesauce! Are we just yelling things out now? Fun! I love this game!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
Butterflies, dammit!
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:19 pm
Oh you and your optimism!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:15 pm
Hopefully low ratings will lead to improvement...
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:13 pm
Oh, ok whew! Didn't want to go against protocol.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:11 pm
LoL It's not official. I just got tired of hearing the bitching.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:08 pm
We were supposed to let anime poster through? My bad :D I must have not read that memo carefully.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:05 pm
Does anybody understand why we were so tight with anime posters before? Can I stop approving this stuff yet? I even LIKE anime.
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:57 am
I'm sorry but last I checked no one wanted to go from a smokein' hot REDHEAD to a lime green teeny bopper. Sorry folks but 2L for good art only. Keep trying though please!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:40 am
Anime Bad! 1L

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL - 3 Thumbs up!!!

GAGA VS. IBUKI - Place Your Bets... NOW!

TAGS: lady gaga fights ibuki
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by ohmyGaGa10

jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:13 am
$100 IBUKI !

THE MIZUKAGE - Hotter than any fireball justu

TAGS: mizukage hot fireball justu
Rating: 1.5/5
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hotter than any fireball jiujitsu, but still not as good as a real butterface.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:07 pm
i saw (and occasionally watch) naruto, but no man, just no
Mr. Shiny - August 20, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ok, someone deliberately made this to get at people, or...well I just feel smarter looking at it, now that I know there is somebody capable of this and its not me.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:27 am
Of course not Ice, i vote this one up for the HOS, i mean HOF!
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 10:45 am
By 5L you mean 1L, right?
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:34 am
Um yea, this one is pure amsome! I mean how could you not want to do anything but 5L this, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2010, 8:30 am
Hands up if this makes sense to you!


BEFORE ANY OF THEM... - Li, Stathan, Willis, "Ahnold", Sly, Norris or even Eastwood, There was John Wayne. ALL HAIL TO THE DUKE!

TAGS: john wayne duke
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Koradan

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
5 and favorited. Hail the Duke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:46 am
You're good Koradan....some people are a little too detail orientated.
Koradan - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
Ah, his real name, yes, but since I referred to ACTION STARS, I went by his "action star" name. JOHN FRAKKIN' WAYNE!!!!
Anonymous2 - June 12, 2010, 1:24 am
4L, I took one off for not recognizing his birth name, Marion Michael Morrison.

GREATNESS - Some people just rock the rocks off of rocks since birth.

TAGS: greatness luke
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by fatesage

Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:33 pm
Lol! I swear, the moment I saw this I thought of Hunter S. Thompson.
Chef - May 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
Fear and loathing in my backyard!

JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken

TAGS: star wars return of the jedi luke skywalker sarlacc
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by jam1977

Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Cool poster. You had the the unique take on this pic, from an unexpected perspective. 4/5

BIG BANG THEORY - So THAT'S how it happened!




TAGS: seppuku harakiri sorry
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by JoMamma

R.S.Jake - February 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Is what's in store for the CEo of Toyota? (Too soon?)
Derek - February 4, 2010, 2:47 am
Quite difficult. Has a cloth so he wont cut his fingers. Hence the short Seppuku blades.

ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"

BULIMIA - Eating until you puke doesn't make you bulimic..... but I just threw up in my mouth a little.

UNEXPECTED ACTION SHOT - makes for a questionable publicity shot

TAGS: bukkake champagne
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by thespacepope

Elder God Douchebag - February 3, 2009, 10:22 am
You're used to that, though, aren't you, Timmy.
Scorpio7 - February 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Jesus! That's a LOT of cum!